Religious jokes
Religious jokes
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1998 15:41:19 -0500
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An angry mob has surrounded a prostitute and is preparing to stone her.
Jesus steps up and says "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly a woman rushes up and smashes a huge stone on the prostitutes
head. Jesus looks at the woman and says "You know mom, sometimes you
really piss me off."
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A man goes to Easter Sunday mass with his wife and proceeds to fall
asleep during the sermon. The priest asks "Who is the father of us all?"
His wife takes a needle out of her pocketbook and stabs him in the leg,
"God Almighty", the man exclaims. The priest says "Right you are," and
asks, "And who was his only son?". The man's wife stabs him with the needle
again, "Jesus Christ", he yells. The priest says, "Right again." The man
nods off again and the priest asks "What did Eve say to Adam after having
their thirteenth child? The man's wife stabs him really hard with the
needle and he yells out "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll
wrap it around your neck!"
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