Religion Lesson III
Religion Lesson III
Date: Fri, 12 Dec 1997 09:34:51 +0500
Sister Mary Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She
immediately called Saint Peter and said, "This is Sister Mary Margaret.
There's been a terrible mistake!" She explained the situation, and Saint
Peter said he'd get right on it. The next day the nun didn't hear from
Saint Peter and called him back. "Please set this error straight before
tomorrow", she begged. "There's an orgy planned for tonight, and everyone
must attend!" "Of course, Sister," he said. "I'll get you out of there
right away." Apparently, her plight slipped his mind, and the following
morning he received another phone call from hell. He picked up the
receiver and heard, "Hey, Pete, This is Maggie. Never mind!"
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