Plastic Surgery
Plastic Surgery
Date: Tue, 9 Jun 1998 14:11:05 -0500
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart
attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating
table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, "Is this
it?" God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live."
Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen
shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction and breast augmentation.
She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 30
to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it.
She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation and was
killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front
of God and said, "I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?"
God replied, "Shirley! I didn't recognize you!"
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