car crash
car crash
Date: Mon, 15 Jun 1998 18:07:24 -0500
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.
They are all asked, "When you're in your casket and friends and family
are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy says, "I'd like to hear them say that I was a great
doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I'd like to hear that I was a wonderful husband
and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of
tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I'd like to hear them say......LOOK, HE'S
MOVING!!!!!"
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