Technology for Country Folk

Date: Fri, 18 Sep 1998 11:27:15 +0600
Subject: Technology for country folk

~ LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.

~ LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.

~ MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove.

~ DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood off the truk.

~ MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin' the farwood.

~ FLOPPY DISC: Whutcha git from tryin' ta carry too much farwood.

~ RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.

~ HARD DRIVE: Gettin' home in the winter time.

~ PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.

~ WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside.

~ SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's blak fly season.

~ BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do.

~ CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.

~ MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the munchie bag.

~ MODEM: Whacha did to the hay fields.

~ DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.

~ LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.

~ KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the keys.

~ SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifes.

~ MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.

~ MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn ruf.

~ PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine.

~ ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all".

~ RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya can't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yer wife asks.

~ MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.