contributions anyone???

contributions anyone???

Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1998 13:19:32 -0500

A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon was stuck in a traffic jam on Interstate 95, and he thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's moving."

The man noticed a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the problem?"

The officer replied, "President Clinton just found out Ken Starr has delivered another report to Congress and he's all depressed. He stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway, and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the $33.5 million he owes his lawyers. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."

"Oh, really!" the man said. "How much have you collected so far?"

And the policeman answered, "Well, folks are still siphoning -- but right now I'd say about 300 gallons."