Clinton's Dream
Clinton's Dream
Date: Tue, 16 Mar 1999 13:40:17 -0500
"Clinton's Dream"
Bill Clinton has a dream in which he meets George Washington. He
says, "George, what can I do to make things better for the people?"
George Washington says, "Lower the taxes."
Clinton replies, "Oh, George, I can't do that."
The next night, Clinton dreams again but this time Thomas Jefferson is
there.
"Thomas," Clinton says, "what can I do to make things better for the
public"?
Thomas Jefferson replies, "Lower the taxes." Clinton says, "Ugh! You,
too?
I can't do *that*!"
The next night, Clinton dreams yet again, and this time Abraham Lincoln
is there.
"Abe Lincoln," Clinton says, "what can I do to make things better for
the people"?
Lincoln thinks for a moment and then says...
"Er.... Go to the theater."
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