Jokes

Humor

Date: Tue, 16 Mar 1999 13:40:30 -0500

The Cat/English dictionary:

Cat Phrase Meaning

miaow Feed me.

meeow Pet me.

mrooww I love you.

miioo-oo-oo I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.

mrow I feel like making noise.

rrrow-mawww Please, the time is come to tidy the cat box.

rrrow-miawww I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.

miaowmiaow Play with me.

miaowmioaw Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?

mioawmioaw Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture.

raowwwww I think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.

mrowwwww I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.