Cyberholic Carol
Cyberholic Carol
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1998 10:08:42 -0500
(sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin'
I'm happy -- although
my boss let me go --
Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit Clicking,
Unaware time is ticking.
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week!
Happily addicted to the web.
Friends come by; they shake me,
Saying, "Yo, Man!"
Don't you know tonight's the Senior Prom?"
With a Listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;
I've just discovered Letterman-dot-com!"
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes.
Who cares if some day
They drag me away?
I'm Happily addicted to the Web!"
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