Jokes

Humor

Date: Mon, 12 Jan 1998 18:23:03 -0500

- Stop neglecting children; at least learn their names and birthdays

- Stop circulating the "Good Times Virus" and "Join the Crew" e-mail

- Read all of the mail from all of the lists I have subscribed to

- Limit my subscriptions of lists to a maximum of fifty

- Back-up 4 gig hard drive weekly; well, maybe at least monthly

- Not rush to any ftp site as soon as I hear of a new Beta

- Insist that all "ten best" lists be strictly limited to ten

- Not buy magazines with AOL disks just to get another 1.44MB disk

- Answer Snail Mail with the same enthusiasm & promptness as e-mail

- Spend less than two hours a day on the Web; on new sites anyway

- Try the e-mail version of the Mrs. Fields cookie recipe

- Promise when I hear "Where do you want to go today?", I won't laugh

- Think of a password other than "password" to use on web sites

- Never "throw" another snowball via e-mail; at least not 'til next year