tennis ball
tennis ball
Date: Tue, 21 Apr 1998 12:51:45 -0500
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball,
and seeing no one around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket
of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for
the lights to change.
A blonde girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts.
"What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.
"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
"Oh," said the blonde sympathetically, "that must be painful.... I had
tennis elbow once."
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