More Silly Jokes
More Silly Jokes
Date: Mon, 1 Dec 1997 13:51:45 -0500
A sweet little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is
working, and asks him "Daddy, what's sex?" So, her father sits
her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees.
He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and
eggs etc... He tells her about puberty, menstruation, men and
women and love... He thinks, what the hell, and tells her the
works, thinking that to tell it all is the only way to tell truth.
The girl is somewhat awe struck with this sudden influx of
bizarre new knowledge, and her father finally asks, "So why
did you wish to know about sex?"
"Oh, mommy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."
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Two New Yorkers were driving through Louisiana. As they were
approaching the town of Natchitoches, they started arguing
about the pronunciation of the name. They argued back and
forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one blonde asked the manager,
"Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are,...very slowly?"
The manager leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
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