Horse Ride
Horse Ride
Date: Mon, 26 Apr 1999 12:24:25 -0500
Horse Ride
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons
or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse
immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip
from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem
to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the
side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to
it's slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and
throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the
stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is
struck against the surface over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune .........................
The Wal-Mart manager sees her and shuts the horse off.
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