Forgetfulness
Forgetfulness
Date: Tue, 12 Oct 1999 09:42:16 -0500
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One
said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in
front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it
away, or start making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the
landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or
on my way down."
The third one responded, "Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem-
knock on wood." As she rapped her knuckles on the table and then said,
"That must be the door, I'll get it."
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